Discussion in 'Shitpost Central' started by Dan, May 1, 2017.
get out of here my young boy their is some language not suitable for you my child cover your eyes
fuck kek suc ma clit
How i get all the ladies:
So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare
sounds like some weird fanfic
Let me just slide in real quick.
You're all niggers, and this thread is a waste of time
says the nigger who decided to get involved in this thread
Nope, ive been since around page 210 if i'm not wrong. Or a bit later.
well ya complainin
Uno, do, tre, quadro
I don't even know if i said that right
uno dose treis quatro cinqo some other gay shit
yeha CSB BRE I WIN
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