[Official] Leaving for good

Discussion in 'Introductions and Departures' started by The Hash Slinging Slasher, Jul 17, 2017.

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Would you guys like a history of the wrench?

  1. Holy shit I remember this retarded meme you created, Jared.

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  2. History fucking sucks and you suck.

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  1. The Hash Slinging Slasher

    The Hash Slinging Slasher Hardcore
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    Even though I've said in April that once school ended I would be playing on the server again..I've changed my mind. To be honest I don't enjoy playing on the MRP server anymore, which is pretty sad for me because I would play on the server almost every day for HOURS. It was pretty unhealthy, but it felt great in the process. This is gonna be my official goodbye, as I haven't really wanted to play on the server in a few months and I don't plan on being active on the server. I'll always remember the good old days, back in September 2016 when I was a retarded 9MR PVT living the life as a Marine. I remember joining the SAS, plowing through the waves of US soldiers as they were rushing to GS with my one-shot Barrett, and also having to deal with the shitty Marine hitboxes and a base so terrible it was more wide open than a 40-year-old hooker's vagina (remember those days?).

    Here are the people who I will miss the most (and I'll probably forget 75% of the people):
    @Garnet - The reason why we were all able to play on the greatest MRP server in Garry's Mod today! Thanks for constantly putting out great content, love ya lots (no homo)
    @Tupac - Thanks for being an OG developer
    @Zach Jones - Thanks for being a role model to me through my days as a Marine. You were a brother to me.
    @George Lianos - My nigga.
    @Moedano - Aren't you and Zach Jones like the same person? LUL
    @Phoenix5167 - One of the very first people I ever met on the server, also much like a father figure to me LOL (you'll probably never have a chance to read this, but I miss you Sharpe)
    @NicoleIsHere - Why did we play Roblox? lul
    @tgon95 & @Sneaky Goose - Because I've known these legends since day 1
    @SythenMcSwiggity - Holy shit I've known you as the GA for the longest time, good memories in US DB when you were like our role model lol
    @SHUGA - <3
    @Papa Jester - SEIG HEIL!
    @Burton - <3
    @Brandon Chow v1 - I miss you papa
    Jake Weathers & Riley M - Thank you for making me feel fortunate that I don't have autism.

    If I forgot to tag you, I'm fucking terrible at remembering people, go ahead and flame me in the comments. If you could, share with me a memory you had with me in the comments, I need a refresher on good memories. Mmmmm memories...

    Love you all.
    - Jared Cox
     
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  2. Moedano

    Moedano Godlike Staff Member
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    Dang man, sad to see you go :(. Good luck to you and your future.
     
  3. The King Rohan

    The King Rohan Dumpster Baby
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    :( sad to see U go
     
  4. SythenMcSwiggity

    SythenMcSwiggity Local Horse Fucker Staff Member
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    biggest roast I ever got
    die in a hole

    Nah, sucks to see you go man, GL
     
  5. MRP Chillie Six

    MRP Chillie Six Mass RDMer
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



    i luv u jared
    dont leave
    please
     
  6. Dodgy

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    Sad to see you go. Much love.
     
  7. Drink Some Bleach :D

    Drink Some Bleach :D No Life Goals
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    I will remember the RU day when we would talk
     
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    I remember when you transferred from marines to army and we hung out. Good luck with your future endeavors.
    /me salutes; act salute
     
  10. kamikazee dolphin

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    god damn it jared i will miss you. you were one of the few freinds i kept from the old UK days also where am i on that list boy. but no seriously i will miss you and all the fun times we had together mr hashsliningcashslasher. anyways peace out you will be missed /me salutes.- Kyle Death
     
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  11. n1njan30

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    Damn man. I remember when I was 45th LtGen and I decided to let you kidnap me and we sat in the US generator room talking shit about everyone. Man.
     
  12. kamihd51

    kamihd51 Porn Addiction
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  13. The Hash Slinging Slasher

    The Hash Slinging Slasher Hardcore
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    Remember when Jacket was the general of SAS? I remember when we had an event where the staff we're juggernauts and the rest of us camped SAS base and we had to mow em down. (Bee Movie was a god at that, miss him as staff.)
     
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  14. Zach Jones

    Zach Jones Crippling Depression
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    Jared fucking Cox.
    The damn bush wookie from across the street, I'll never forget u man.
    Good luck, stay strong.
    I'll be on here or on TS if u ever wanna talk. Not all the time but I check up on things from time to time.
    -Your friend Zach Jones (Tim Miller)
     
  15. Phoenix5167

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    it's sad to see you go dude, I remember the crazy marine shenanigans